Thursday, July 31, 2008

WE LOVE YOU AD1

Presenting the evaluations of AD1.. Disclaimer - Some are a LITTLE untrue

Name: Lydia (str)Ong
Age: 17 but strong
Gender: Hulk
Colour: Green/Black
Country of origin: Secret Gamma test lab 1001 in Iraq
Personality: Laughs at everything. Smells the roses and claims that she is smarter than a pea.
Favourite Pose: Double front bicep pump + smiling without teeth.

Name: Julian "The Mugger" Lim
Age: 16 but having an overdeveloped brain.
Gender: Male
Colour: Words ( Black and white )
Country of origin: MUGland
Personality: MUGGER / Beaver. Secretly collects notes which he thinks are wood to build his dam.
Favourite Pose: A book in hand, claiming he has a life, giving beaver smile.

Name: Russell Wee
Age: 17 and 2 days
Gender: Yet to be discovered
Colour: The colour of a rolly polly ball
Country of origin: Rolie Polie Olie land
Blood line: Decendant of CKS, here to open the chamber of secrets.
Personality: Loves to laugh like he didn't laugh enough. CANT FROWN due to secret botox injections which impair his facial muscles and expression, resulting in unglam pictuers.
Favourite Pose: Unglam pictures immitating Julians beaver look.

Name: Beatrice "Teh Ping" Lee
Age: Claims to be 17 (Acts 79)
Gender: Female
Qualifications: Advanced Level Aunty
Colour: Teh Ping brown
Personality: CRAZY.
Favourite Pose: Sipping on Teh Ping.

Name: Christabel
Age: 3
Gender: Girl
Colour: White + plasters (to make pimples less obvious :S)
Personality: CRAZIER. Goes mad at everything.S CARED OF LIZARDS.. Pretends to be angry but cant. And Sloooooow as a snail.
Favourite Pose: Anything without pimples.

Name: Jeremy Ho ho ho
Age: Wiser than 17
Gender: Male and hoping to be female
Colour: Human enough
Personality: Lover of Missing, Soulmate
Favourite Pose: Missing...

Name: Marcus Tor
Age: Boring 17
Gender: Male but thinking about it
Colour: Blackish Black
Personality: DUH, LOSER, Whatever, BAHHHHHH,
Favourite Pose: Blur look and sleeping on his notes (which he draws bubble bees on)

Name: Jeremy Tan
Age: Oversized 17
Gender: Hoping to be Male
Colour: I dont know, cant decide
Personality: Digs nose and farts, hoping it turns into tennis balls
Favourite Pose: Reaching for mount everest, eating leaves off the tallest tree in school, with farting at the same time, AMAZING

Name: Jean Bean
Age: -1
Gender: Homo
Colour: Tennis Brown
Personality: "im cool Yo" rapper, dont mess with me, i want to spin around and fall down in videos, Miley Cyrus Fan
Favourite Pose: Act Cool Spinning

Name: Jessica Walking Walker
Age: 177
Gender: Tough like a Feman
Colour: Angmoh white
Personality: Hard working and gym addict. Working on her portfolio. Annorexic diet on apples. NO FAT NO SUGAR.
Favourite Pose: Wahhhh laiiiiiaaaoooo ehhhh (in american accent) while clucking like a chicken.

YAY (jeremy didnt fart) from christabel
Thats all folks! More to come!
Love, Lydia ong strong, Jeremy Tan, and Christabel

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